Breakfast Brainstormers Gifts

'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

New Ideas in Business.

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Breakfast surreal.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'