Midnight Brainstormer Gifts

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"The overthinker"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Innovative

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Pachyderm insomnia.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

New Ideas in Business.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Hollywood Think Tank

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."