Bedroom Brainstormer Gifts

Dali Paints His Dreams

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Thinking Gears

Apples for sale

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

New Ideas in Business.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.