Bathtub Brainstormer Gifts

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

New Ideas in Business.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Rodin's Thinker - 'I think, therefore I am.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'You're a bright young kid...but you gotta understand, no new ideas when the bread is only half baked!!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'Run it by legal and then a couple of talk-show hosts.'

'You never did have any business acumen!'

"So we're agreed our strategy is to agree strategies for identifying a strategy that will guide us to increase profits."

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."