Bathtub Historian Gifts

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."