Bathtub Historian Pillows

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

How to recover from a bad day

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."