Bathtub Philosopher Gifts

'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'

'Saving the planet can be fun.'

A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'That's the way Sweety: Just lie there still, then lunge at the rubber ducky!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'A new wave of terrorism was initiated today by the newly-formed 'Innocent Bystanders Liberation Front'....'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Bathtime.

101 uses of a dead cat: bath shelf

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"I'm not running down to the drug store for suntan lotion!"

"Nation-building never works."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A Poem about Sand

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"OMG!"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"