Bath Philosopher Gifts

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

An idea box in a shower

Water power.

'How's the water, dear?'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Mozart on a lilo

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"OMG!"

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Fish near-death experiences.