Bath Philosopher T-Shirts

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

A Poem about Sand

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

An idea box in a shower

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Water power.

'How's the water, dear?'

Rutger Shower

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Mozart on a lilo

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Vanity artist

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"OMG!"

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Fish near-death experiences.