Bathroom Philosopher T-Shirts

Express their quirky side with t-shirts that celebrate the bathroom philosopher’s love for deep thoughts and humor. Perfect for casual days, these shirts blend wit and comfort effortlessly.

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"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control." mockup

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control." mockup

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control." mockup

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control." mockup

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

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Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here.

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here. mockup

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here. mockup

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here. mockup

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here. mockup

Damn, I've forgotten why I came in here.

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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His & Hers Towels

His & Hers Towels mockup

His & Hers Towels mockup

His & Hers Towels mockup

His & Hers Towels mockup

His & Hers Towels

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"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!"

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!" mockup

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!" mockup

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!" mockup

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!" mockup

"I swear it - I've seem them, no digging - no covering just Bawoosh!"

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'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.' mockup

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.' mockup

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.' mockup

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.' mockup

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

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Everyone has a good novel inside them.

Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.'

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.' mockup

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.' mockup

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.' mockup

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.' mockup

'I get my best ideas in the bathroom.'

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"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper."

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper." mockup

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper." mockup

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper." mockup

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper." mockup

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper."

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Man with typewriter on toilet.

Man with typewriter on toilet. mockup

Man with typewriter on toilet. mockup

Man with typewriter on toilet. mockup

Man with typewriter on toilet. mockup

Man with typewriter on toilet.

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'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.' mockup

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.' mockup

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.' mockup

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.' mockup

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

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'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?' mockup

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?' mockup

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?' mockup

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?' mockup

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

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You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet!

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet! mockup

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet! mockup

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet! mockup

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet! mockup

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet!

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Moses parting his hair.

Moses parting his hair. mockup

Moses parting his hair. mockup

Moses parting his hair. mockup

Moses parting his hair. mockup

Moses parting his hair.

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Bathroom Fashion

Bathroom Fashion mockup

Bathroom Fashion mockup

Bathroom Fashion mockup

Bathroom Fashion mockup

Bathroom Fashion

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life."

"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life." mockup

"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life." mockup

"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life." mockup

"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life." mockup

"Think of it not just as an upgrade to your bathroom, but as a metaphor for life."

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Prehistoric Graffito

Prehistoric Graffito mockup

Prehistoric Graffito mockup

Prehistoric Graffito mockup

Prehistoric Graffito mockup

Prehistoric Graffito

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Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health.

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health. mockup

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health. mockup

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health. mockup

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health. mockup

Honey, this stuff is for dental health, not mental health.

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'Male version of aromatherapy'

'Male version of aromatherapy' mockup

'Male version of aromatherapy' mockup

'Male version of aromatherapy' mockup

'Male version of aromatherapy' mockup

'Male version of aromatherapy'

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Eureka!

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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Mr Meier calendar

Mr Meier calendar mockup

Mr Meier calendar mockup

Mr Meier calendar mockup

Mr Meier calendar mockup

Mr Meier calendar

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There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George. mockup

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George. mockup

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George. mockup

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George. mockup

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.

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'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?'

'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?' mockup

'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?' mockup

'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?' mockup

'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?' mockup

'What happens when a body is immersed in hot water?'

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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"I am better than this. I should have been an artist's sketchbook!"

"I am better than this. I should have been an artist's sketchbook!" mockup

"I am better than this. I should have been an artist's sketchbook!" mockup

"I am better than this. I should have been an artist's sketchbook!" mockup

"I am better than this. I should have been an artist's sketchbook!" mockup

"I am better than this. I should have been an artist's sketchbook!"

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"If nothing else the lock down has allowed us to spend quality time together!!"

"If nothing else the lock down has allowed us to spend quality time together!!" mockup

"If nothing else the lock down has allowed us to spend quality time together!!" mockup

"If nothing else the lock down has allowed us to spend quality time together!!" mockup

"If nothing else the lock down has allowed us to spend quality time together!!" mockup

"If nothing else the lock down has allowed us to spend quality time together!!"

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A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process.

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process. mockup

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process. mockup

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process. mockup

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process. mockup

A man goes to the toilet and loses weight in the process.

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Nature is not perfect

Nature is not perfect mockup

Nature is not perfect mockup

Nature is not perfect mockup

Nature is not perfect mockup

Nature is not perfect

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If toilets could talk

If toilets could talk mockup

If toilets could talk mockup

If toilets could talk mockup

If toilets could talk mockup

If toilets could talk

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it."

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it." mockup

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it." mockup

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it." mockup

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it." mockup

"Listen, George, it’s called ‘me time.’ Get used to it."

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Bathroom Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Bathroom Philosopher Mugs

Explore more bathroom philosopher mugs for a daily dose of humor and wisdom during their morning routine.

Bathroom Philosopher Pillows

Bring humor and philosophy to their decor with our amusing and thoughtful pillows.

Bathroom Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring and witty bathroom philosophy prints to add a clever touch to any wall or space.