Restroom Philosopher T-Shirts

Wear your reflections proudly with t-shirts that celebrate the bathroom philosopher spirit. Clever, humorous, and subtly wise designs for those who think deeply—even in casual moments.

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Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate). mockup

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

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Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs mockup

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

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Toilet Time.

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"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!" mockup

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

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Yin Yang bathrooms.

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"So, do you like traveling?"

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Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

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"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?" mockup

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

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"My email is down... talk to me." mockup

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion." mockup

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

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Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'. mockup

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

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"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!" mockup

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.' mockup

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

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Vanity artist

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'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?' mockup

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

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"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long." mockup

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

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Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight. mockup

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?' mockup

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

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"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?" mockup

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

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Isn't that a surveillance camera? mockup

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

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Prehistoric Graffito

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'Ecce homo!'

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Restroom Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Restroom Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and wise mugs perfect for every bathroom philosopher. Find a design that inspires your moment of reflection over a cup.

Restroom Philosopher Pillows

Make your space more thoughtful and amusing with pillows that showcase your love for deep thoughts and clever humor.

Restroom Philosopher Prints

Brighten your décor with prints that celebrate the curious mind. Perfect for inspiring reflection and laughter in any room, especially in the bathroom or creative corners.