Toilet Paper Philosopher T-Shirts

Add a humorous twist to their wardrobe with our Toilet Paper Philosopher t-shirts. Clever and quirky, these shirts are ideal for anyone who loves philosophy with a side of humor.

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'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?' mockup

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper." mockup

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy! mockup

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

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There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!" mockup

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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I break for toilet paper

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms." mockup

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

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'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!' mockup

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Have food. Need toilet paper

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"No not the puppy please"

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Do what you can to flatten the curve mockup

Do what you can to flatten the curve

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Everyone has a good novel inside them. mockup

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

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Creation of Adam

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I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne. mockup

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

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'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?' mockup

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?' mockup

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

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A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree. mockup

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

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"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

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