Bath Time Philosopher T-Shirts

Who says philosophy can't be fun? Our bath time philosopher t-shirts let you wear your love of deep thoughts with a witty, creative twist. Perfect for casual, clever attire.

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Water power.

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'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.' mockup

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

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Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other. mockup

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.

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Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

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"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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Where Earl Gets His Ideas

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'Well are you interested in me explaining the Costa Concordia Disaster to you, or not, Margery?'

'Well are you interested in me explaining the Costa Concordia Disaster to you, or not, Margery?' mockup

'Well are you interested in me explaining the Costa Concordia Disaster to you, or not, Margery?'

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Drowning Tattoo.

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"How come I always get a smoke signal hen I'm in the bath?!"

"How come I always get a smoke signal hen I'm in the bath?!" mockup

"How come I always get a smoke signal hen I'm in the bath?!"

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"I heard the virus can be destroyed by alcohol and soap and water."

"I heard the virus can be destroyed by alcohol and soap and water." mockup

"I heard the virus can be destroyed by alcohol and soap and water."

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'I can't wait to get in the shower and see how much sand is in the bottom of the bath!'

'I can't wait to get in the shower and see how much sand is in the bottom of the bath!' mockup

'I can't wait to get in the shower and see how much sand is in the bottom of the bath!'

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'Superman does too take baths!'

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'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?' mockup

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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"You have no idea what I've been through."

"You have no idea what I've been through." mockup

"You have no idea what I've been through."

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Oil Tanker Leak in Bath

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"OMG!"

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Lady of the bath...

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"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

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"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?" mockup

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

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Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back mockup

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm." mockup

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

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"Well did he?"

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"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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"Think about the honey."

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"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening." mockup

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

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A mum trying to dry an excited child mockup

A mum trying to dry an excited child

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.' mockup

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

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"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald." mockup

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

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'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!' mockup

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

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Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath. mockup

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

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Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still. mockup

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

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Bath Time Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Bath Time Philosopher Mugs

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Bath Time Philosopher Pillows

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Bath Time Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring and witty bath time philosopher prints to decorate your bathroom or study with a splash of humor and intellectual charm.