Bath Time Philosopher Gifts

Water power.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

'Well are you interested in me explaining the Costa Concordia Disaster to you, or not, Margery?'

Drowning Tattoo.

"How come I always get a smoke signal hen I'm in the bath?!"

"I heard the virus can be destroyed by alcohol and soap and water."

'I can't wait to get in the shower and see how much sand is in the bottom of the bath!'

'Superman does too take baths!'

'If my mom's so afraid I'll get wet, how come she's always trying to make me take a bath?'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"You have no idea what I've been through."

Oil Tanker Leak in Bath

"OMG!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Well did he?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Think about the honey."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'