Bath Time Strategist Gifts

Climbing into the bathtub

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"The water was too hot."

Lady of the bath...

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Water power.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"Not now!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"OMG!"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Admiral in the bath.

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"