Bath Time Strategists Gifts

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Water power.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Admiral in the bath.

"OMG!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Centurion in a Shower

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Superman does too take baths!'

Clawfoot Tub

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"See you in the morning."

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.