Bath Time Strategists Pillows

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Water power.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"OMG!"

Admiral in the bath.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Centurion in a Shower

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Superman does too take baths!'

'I get my funniest ideas in the bath.'

Clawfoot Tub

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"See you in the morning."