
"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"
Add humor to their space with pillow designs that tribute the bath time negotiator. Cozy, funny, and full of personality—perfect for anyone who masters the art of bath-time diplomacy.
"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"
'Spider-Man does too take baths!'
'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'
'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'
"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"
"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"
"Houston, we have a problem!"
'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'
Admiral in the bath.
"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"
'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'
Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.
Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'
"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."
'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'
'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'
"We slipped in the tub."
'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'
"Tonight the covers stay on my side."
"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"
Bath tube with human feet.
"I. . . hate . . . bath day."
'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'
"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"
"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"
'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'
'Martha, my battleship sank.'
'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'
Bird Bath.
"But I'm not even tir..."
bath oars...
Working from home
'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'
"The water was too hot."
"Land ahoy!"
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