Nap-time Negotiator Pillows

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'At lone at last.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Sleeping at the computer.

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'Whenever I need a little peace and quiet, I do without,'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

'But I can't go to bed yet, Mom. Kids watch an average of seven hours of TV a day, and I've only watched five and a half hours.'

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

"If sleeping were an Olympic sport, Harry would be a champion!"

"But I'm not even tir..."

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"When you're President, then you can watch six hours of television a day."

"You're right. I should go outside and play. Buy me a laptop, and I will."

'If you're re-tired Grandpa, why don't you take a nap like I do!'

'You've got toys, I've got triple fudge cookies - let's deal!'

The cats of war