Late-night Negotiators Pillows

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Changing Minds

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"No screen time means more scream time."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Unison plans strikes

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"Mother, you were right."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

"Here comes the ambassador now!"

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

London underground talks continued

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"