Late-night Negotiators Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for someone who excels in late-night negotiations? Our collection features playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the clever, determined spirit of night owls making their deals and sealing their success.

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"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock." mockup

"The next time he suddenly decides to send a peace missive to thirty-seven nations, I hope he gets started before six o'clock."

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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Changing Minds

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'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!' mockup

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

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"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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We pay the maximum minimum wage.

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'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?' mockup

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

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"Houston, we have a problem!"

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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

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A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities. mockup

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

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"No screen time means more scream time."

"No screen time means more scream time." mockup

"No screen time means more scream time."

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"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts." mockup

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

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'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.' mockup

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

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"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!" mockup

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

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"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things." mockup

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

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"But it will never get better if you picket"

"But it will never get better if you picket" mockup

"But it will never get better if you picket"

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Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

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'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.' mockup

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

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'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.' mockup

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

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'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!' mockup

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

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'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.' mockup

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

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'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..' mockup

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

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Unison plans strikes

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'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?' mockup

'You're not calling the Help Desk again, are you?'

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"Tonight the covers stay on my side." mockup

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

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"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?" mockup

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

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"Mother, you were right."

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"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone." mockup

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

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"Here comes the ambassador now!"

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'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.' mockup

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

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London underground talks continued mockup

London underground talks continued

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"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair." mockup

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

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"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed." mockup

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

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"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!" mockup

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

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Late-night Negotiators Gifts Collection

Late-night Negotiators Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for late-night negotiators—perfect for keeping their caffeine moments sharp and their spirits high.

Late-night Negotiators Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate the night owl in your life—making every space a cozy hub for midnight deals and creative pursuits.

Late-night Negotiators Prints

Browse prints that highlight the unique talent of late-night negotiators—fun, stylish, and inspiring additions to their decor.

Late-night Negotiators T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the essence of late-night strategists—ideal for those who thrive when the world sleeps.