Nightmare Negotiators Gifts

Looking for a hilarious way to celebrate or poke fun at the nightmare negotiator? Our creatively designed products capture their spirited bargaining style with humor and charm. Whether they’re the master of closing deals or just love to haggle, these gifts are ideal for adding a playful twist to their personality. From clever mugs to witty t-shirts, find something that captures their negotiating energy and brings a smile to their face.

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"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?" mockup

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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Changing Minds

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"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends." mockup

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

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'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!' mockup

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

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"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes." mockup

"He'll never win this negotiation. He's saddled with numbers...but we have anecdotes."

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"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.' mockup

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

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"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!" mockup

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

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We pay the maximum minimum wage.

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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

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A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities. mockup

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

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"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!" mockup

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

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"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things." mockup

"If it gets tense in here I might need you to step up and BS-calate things."

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"But it will never get better if you picket"

"But it will never get better if you picket" mockup

"But it will never get better if you picket"

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Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

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'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.' mockup

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

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'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.' mockup

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

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'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.' mockup

'What split would you settle for, fifty fifty?' - 'As long as I get the hyphen as well.'

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If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can. mockup

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

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'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!' mockup

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

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"Tonight the covers stay on my side." mockup

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

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Unison plans strikes

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"Tough group."

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'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.' mockup

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

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'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?' mockup

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

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Some make better deals than others. mockup

Some make better deals than others.

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Industrial Disputes: the Early Years mockup

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

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"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out." mockup

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

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London underground talks continued mockup

London underground talks continued

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"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair." mockup

"Be right in, I just brought my lucky chair."

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Nightmare Negotiators Gifts Collection

Nightmare Negotiators Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate negotiation masters with funny, witty designs—ideal for any bargaining enthusiast.

Nightmare Negotiators Pillows

Discover pillows with hilarious negotiation-themed designs—bring comfort and humor to their favorite space.

Nightmare Negotiators Prints

Check out our negotiation humor prints—unique decor that captures the spirited artist in every haggler.

Nightmare Negotiators T-Shirts

Browse our line of t-shirts featuring clever negotiation-related humor—perfect for those who love to haggle in style.