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"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"We slipped in the tub."

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"Tonight the covers stay on my side."

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Soap Recovery Ship

"The water was too hot."

"Land ahoy!"

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

Working from home

"But I'm not even tir..."

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