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'Are you the lady that reported the dangerous spider?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Not now!"

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Duck in a bathtub

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OMG!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Bathing and Showering.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy