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"I know he's a regular customer Miss Jones, but a loyalty card will suffice..."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

How to recover from a bad day

'Which end's the shallow end?'

The Threat to the Environment