Bath Time Captain T-Shirts

Admiral in the bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Lady of the bath...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"We slipped in the tub."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bath tube with human feet.

Centurion in a Shower

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

The wrong bath.

Clawfoot Tub

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

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