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'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"We slipped in the tub."

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Clawfoot Tub

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

bath oars...

Bird Bath.

Working from home

Duck Bath

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'