Bathtime Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Wife changed her bath night, has she?'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Baby Hairstyles.

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."