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'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."