Bath Toy Strategist Pillows

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Man in Bath

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"