Shower Strategist Pillows

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

An idea box in a shower

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

My Musical Influences

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Is it labor day already?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

Wash and Let My People Go

"The water was too hot."

"I've never once had a good idea in the shower."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

A couple look at a graph on their bed