Restroom Strategizer Pillows

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Here's a money-saving tip."

A couple look at a graph on their bed

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"I took 30 showers today, so I'm good for the month."

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

Yin Yang bathrooms.

What really goes on in the bathroom.

Hand Drier