Restroom Tactician Pillows

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"This stool shall pass."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Potty Training.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Lav Nav

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Moon Vacuuming

Fighting corona

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Shelf Isolation

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Hell's Restrooms.

"Those are my books on tidying up."