Restroom Tactician Mugs

Plan B: 'Will you guys watch my place - I have to use the restroom.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Potty Training.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

A man realises surveillance cameras are on him at the urinal.

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

Moon Vacuuming

Lav Nav

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Fighting corona

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Shelf Isolation

Bed Boxing Ring.

"Those are my books on tidying up."