Toilet Paper Tactician Mugs

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

Pocket Money Negotiations

Shelf Isolation

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Fighting corona

Toilet paper shortage

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"No not the puppy please"

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Creation of Adam

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

Flush Direct

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Bears Going to the Bathroom in Woods.

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."