Towel Tactician Mugs

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Building business relations.

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Snooker.

Office De-cluttering

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Wi-Fi password?

Potty Training.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

'-and who's next?'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

"I think the cots go in the tent!"

Moon Vacuuming

Man plays chess against TV.

'Is he in? Being an intensely private person, Mr. Harlow says it's none of your business.'

"Those are my books on tidying up."

Fighting corona

"Depends on how you define intuitive."