Tile Tactician Mugs

Scribble. Board Games for Doctors.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Snooker.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

This Amount of Computer Code

Stone Age

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

'-and who's next?'

GREENLAND

Helms Burton Titulo III

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."