
'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
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'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'
Building business relations.
"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "
SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).
'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'
"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."
A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.
Snooker.
Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.
Office De-cluttering
'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'
Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.
"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"
This Amount of Computer Code
Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'
'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'
Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.
Wi-Fi password?
Potty Training.
'-and who's next?'
"Measure twice. Wipe once."
Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.
"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."
'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'
Nun hammering with a crucifix
"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."
"I think the cots go in the tent!"
'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'
Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.
Moon Vacuuming
Teddy! Clean up your room! Twig! Time to empty the dishwasher. Apparently they're not voice-activated.
Man plays chess against TV.
Fighting corona
"Depends on how you define intuitive."
'Is he in? Being an intensely private person, Mr. Harlow says it's none of your business.'
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