Toilet Paper Tactician T-Shirts

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

Pocket Money Negotiations

Shelf Isolation

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Fighting corona

Toilet paper shortage

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

I break for toilet paper

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"No not the puppy please"

Creation of Adam

A new species just discovered in the Softwood Forest...The TP tree.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Flush Direct

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'I see you approve of our switch to Ultra Soft.'

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

"Watch your step, it's a sure sign bears are around."

Toilet paper calendar

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

Potty Training.