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'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'The old one fell apart.'

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Potty Training.

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Wash and Quo"

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Moon Vacuuming

Lav Nav

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

Bed Boxing Ring.

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

Fighting corona

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Shelf Isolation

"Those are my books on tidying up."

Even though all of the positions were filled, Herman was convinced that his calling was to be an usher - somehow, someway.

Toilet paper shortage

Pocket Money Negotiations