Towel Trickster Mugs

"If our kids can figure out phones and computers, why can't they learn t use a towel more than once?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's improv night."

At the baby oil factory.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

DIY store.

San's old dog with old tricks.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Tred carefully mill.

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Toad Rage

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

'We're half way through teaching her to roll over.'

Man ready to catch tossed pancakes with a net

Wine Cosy

'Watch your step in there!'