Tidy-up Trickster Mugs

Vacuuming.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Namaste."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

San's old dog with old tricks.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

Pianist Fraud

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'Why should I pick up all this stuff? You bought it!'

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'We're half way through teaching her to roll over.'

'Are we hoarders?' 'No, I think we're just slobs.' 'Oh, ok.'

"Baldo, you never kissed your tia Felipa goodbye before!"

Webcam Deception.

Sick Day

"I make big batches and freeze it."