Tidy-up Tactician Mugs

'I found clothes in the closet, under the bed, and behind the couch. That's not what I meant by separating your laundry.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Let's get organized

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The Movers - Decluttering

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Desert Island Raking

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

Clearing Away Christmas

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'May I tidy up the infield?'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

Objets D'Angst

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'Particles, particles, particles.'

"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"

"I've had enough of your garbage."

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

How to tell an Empty Nest.