Towel Trickster Prints

"If our kids can figure out phones and computers, why can't they learn t use a towel more than once?"

"OK, ready to go again?"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"It's improv night."

At the baby oil factory.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

DIY store.

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

San's old dog with old tricks.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Tred carefully mill.

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Toad Rage

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'We're half way through teaching her to roll over.'

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

Wine Cosy

Man ready to catch tossed pancakes with a net