Bathroom Tactician Pillows

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Office De-cluttering

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

Chess Chef

Potty Training.

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

"I'm adding the laundry room and kitchen to your GPS. Judging by all the clothes and dishes in your room, you don't know the locations."

"Wash and Quo"

Lav Nav

Moon Vacuuming

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

'Sooner or later we'll have to cross their picket line.' (Ladies and Gentlemen toilet signs on strike).

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

Fighting corona

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Shelf Isolation

"You left the toilet seat up again!"

"Those are my books on tidying up."

'conference call on line one. Your wife, your mistress and your wife's lawyer.'

Bed Boxing Ring.

'Is he in? Being an intensely private person, Mr. Harlow says it's none of your business.'