Restroom Conversationalist Pillows

What really goes on in the bathroom.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

I'm beginning to think that my wit and Erudition is wasted on you

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Toilet door. Table for one!

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

'Hello, is that the government? Yes, I was just wondering... is the lambada still forbidden?'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

Men on modernised moon

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

"Do you mind?"

Yin Yang bathrooms.

Hand Drier

A Sign Your Job Search is Getting Desparate.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"Look, lady, I'm just tryin to do my job...so lift your feet!"

'Oh him, that's mosquito man... he's annoying alright, but pretty harmless as far as super villains go.'