Restroom Reveler Pillows

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Another form of performance anxiety.

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Jenga!!!

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

My own museum.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Building getting a new coat fitted

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

I think we're alone now!

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Early Photobomb

1619: Valentine's Day

Valentines

Gents

Crumhorn

No Smoking in the Castle

Leonardo Da Vinci.