Restroom Reveler Pillows

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Another form of performance anxiety.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

"This stool shall pass."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Jenga!!!

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

My own museum.

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

Building getting a new coat fitted

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

1619: Valentine's Day

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.

Early Photobomb

Crumhorn

Gents

Valentines