Restroom Raconteur Pillows

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Toilet door. Table for one!

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

Men on modernised moon

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Key in PIN No.

"Do you mind?"

Toilet 'Thinking Area.'

What really goes on in the bathroom.

Hand Drier

Yin Yang bathrooms.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"Oh no .. Where's my ponytale ribbon?"

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

"Did someone just have verbal diarrhoea?"

Chinese dragon in the men's room

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Dude, it's a manual."

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Think of how ashamed they'd be if they knew their Father hogged the restroom key."