Restroom Comedian Pillows

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"This stool shall pass."

All dressed up and no place to go

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

Crossword bathroom tiles.