Restroom Comedian T-Shirts

Queue outside lady's toilets: 'Please wait to be seated'.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"